Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

1. Arisa
2. Yazado
3. Izoché

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?

Arisa: -points at Izoché- That think came out of me.
Yazado: I know everything....
Izoché: Hey. I'm awesome.

2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?

Arisa: -stuters- None of your business! -looks away-
Yazado: No...
Izoché: Same here.

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?

Arisa: Whats that supposed to mean.
Yazado: Nothing... unusual....
Izoché: Ya'll dun wanna know. -suggestively winks-

4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?

Arisa: Who wants to know?
Yazado: -whispers- I'm secretly responsible for everything that has ever gone wrong throughout the story of "Naruto".
Izoché: Well... I am a 16 year old father....

5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?

Arisa: -is talking to herself; stops, looks up- What?
Yazado: People tell me I'm hot... if that counts....
Izoché: I would be dead by now if I wasn't a vampire.

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?

Arisa: -evil smile- Why?
Yazado: Uhhh.... None...?
Izoché: Dad would kill me I did anything with anyone!

7) Do you love me? I love you.

Arisa: -yawn- What was the question.
Yazado: Uhh... do you want me to?
Izoché: I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?

Arisa: I don't even know what the last question was.
Yazado: Not really.
Izoché: -lip quivers- Y-yes....

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?

Arisa: -another evil smile-
Yazado: I dunno. Takeshi maybe. He's pretty annoying.
Izoché: Kionami.

10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?

Arisa: Hmmmm... that sounds fuuuuun....
Yazado: People who are mean to Shorty (Sarai).
Izoché: Mean people.

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!

Arisa: -takes out knife- Let me refresh your memory.
Yazado: Hmmmmm.... S-say, that couch looks kinda comfy....
Izoché: -walks away with head hung in sadness-

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?

Arisa: O_o
Yazado: -mouth gaping-
Izoché: If that means I'm sexy then hell yeah.

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?

Arisa: >=}
Yazado: None. I'm not a pervert.
Izoché: -cough- N-none....

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?

Arisa: If this gunna take much longer, then I'ma need a beer. Maybe 2.
Yazado: No. I'm a vampire. I kind of can't....
Izoché: Whats crack?

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?

Arisa: Nope. I'ma need 3.
Yazado: How much longer?!?!?!?!
Izoché: Why? This is disturbingly fun.

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?

Arisa: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'll NEVER TELL!!!!!!!
Yazado: I liked a worm once....
Izoché: BOONANA ATTACK!!!!!!!

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?

Arisa: Heh. SuperAIDS....
Yazado: Uhhhh. Last time I checked I didn't have AIDS. And that was somewhere around now.
Izoché: O.O AIDS! WHERE!!!!

18) There is no question 18.

Arisa: -yawn-
Yazado: This is quite pointless.
Izoché: Awwww....

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?

Arisa: -in the fridge- Where do you keep ur beer?
Yazado: Not really.... When I was 13 I had a desire to leave my Royal life... and change my name to Yazado....
Izoché: Hehe. Maaaaaybe.

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?

Arisa: -still looking for beer- Thats it. You got nuthin. I'm going home where alcohol lives. -leaves-
Yazado: How bout no.
Izoché: I gotta go change my pants.... WAIT FOR ME MOMMY!!!! -runs after Arisa-

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did anyone else notice that Arisa didn't actually answer any of the questions....